2017: dumb bitch
2018: sad bitch
2019: bad bitch
Kromlau bridge, Germany, during all four seasons.
That guy stayed still thru all fall and winter
“And I couldn’t stop thinking about my daughters, and their futures. And how years from now they could be walking down the street looking for their kid’s Moo-Moo and get stopped by a bad cop. And they probably won’t be able to play the police card to get out of trouble. I don’t like that thought, and I’m gonna do something about it. So, I don’t care if it might hurt my career. I’m filing that report.” - Brooklyn Nine Nine | 4x16 “Moo-Moo”

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.
WHAT DID HE ORDER???
OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES
berries.
berries.
berries.
@zaiqukaj Harpies tho
Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”
Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent.
Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”*Lady laughs*
Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”
Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)”
Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts* - the next five items?
Lady: “Yes please”Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”
Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!
Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”
Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*
Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”
*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”
Big Tofu
even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters
It’s not okay to have your child be scared of you. That isn’t respect. That’s control.
It’s not okay to have your child obey you at all times in order for you to love them. That isn’t high standards. That’s manipulation.
It’s not okay to force your child become what you wanted to become. That isn’t wanting the best for them. That’s living vicariously through them.
It’s not okay to take away your child’s basic needs as a punishment. That isn’t teaching them. That’s hindering them.
It’s not okay to dictate your child’s sexuality or gender. That isn’t normalizing them. That’s repressing them.
It’s not okay to berate your child’s appearance or intelligence for being what you think is sub-par. That isn’t toughening them. That’s bullying them.
It’s not okay to take out your stress on your child. That isn’t parenting. That is abusing.
It’s completely okay to distance yourself from your parents. That’s not unloving. That, sometimes, is self care.